1. |
Clawjob
02:09
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I went to the beach and all I got was wanked off by a crab
I went to the beach and all I got was wanked off by a crab
I WENT TO THE BEACH AND ALL I GOT WAS WANKED OFF BY A CRAB
I WENT
TO THE BEACH
AND ALL I GOT
WAS WANKED OFF BY A CRAB
I WENT
TO THE BEACH
AND ALL I GOT
WAS WANKED OFF BY A CRAB
I WENT TO THE BEACH
AND ALL I GOT
WAS WANKED OFF BY A CRAB
I was wanked off by a crab
I was wanked off by a crab
A crab made me cum
You know what?
I think it might have actually
been a lobster…
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2. |
The Worst Day
03:48
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Oh you’ve had the worst day have you?
The worst day in your entire life?
I’m sure every other day
Since the day you where born
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
I’ll have you know
That I once smoked an entire pack of cigarettes
In one minute
I’ll have you know
That I’m genetically incapable
Of being offended
Oh you’ve had the worst day have you?
The worst day in Human History?
I’m sure every other day
In mankind’s existence
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
I’ll have you know
That I’m the smartest man
In the world
I’ll have you know
That I could read and write
Before I even left my mother’s womb
I’m sorry I couldn’t make it to your birthday party
You see I was hanging out with celebrities
Drinking sixty pound gin and tonics
At a fancy bar in Central London
Oh you’ve had the worst day have you?
The worst day in the entire universe?
I’m sure every other day
Since the beginning of time
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER
IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER
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3. |
Ode to Nancy (Spicy Rum)
05:50
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Oi mate...
Could I get a...
Spicy rum?
With coke?
Please...
SPICY RUM
SPICY RUM
A MORGAN’S SPICED AND COKE
WITH ICE AND A SLICE PLEASE
SPICY RUM
SPICY RUM
A MORGAN’S SPICED AND COKE
WITH ICE AND A SLICE
OF LEMON
IN MY SPICY RUM
YOU ALRIGHT?
I’LL HAVE ERR
TWO FOSTERS
LEAVE ONE IN THE PUMP FOR JOHN
HE’LL ‘AVE IT
WHEN HE GETS ‘ERE
SPICY RUM
SPICY RUM
A MORGAN’S SPICED AND COKE
WITH ICE AND A SLICE PLEASE
‘AVE YOU GOT ANY PAND COINS?
PAAND COINS
TWO FIVERS ‘ALL DO
MAYBE SOME 50 PEES
‘AVE YOU GOT ANY PAND COINS?
PAAND COINS
I NEED ‘EM
FOR THE FLOAT
FOR THE DOOR
FOR THE TEA DANCE
SPICY RUM
SPICY RUM
A MORGAN’S SPICED AND COKE
WITH ICE AND A SLICE PLEASE
‘ERE’S THE TAKE FOR THE DOOR
IT AIN’T MUCH
I TOOK OFF THE MONEY FOR THE EXPENSES
THE TEA
THE COFFE
THE CAKE
THE MUSIC
POLYSTYRENE CUPS
BINGO
ALL THAT SHIT
SPICY RUM
I’LL HAVE A SPICY RUM PLEASE
MORGAN’S SPICED AND COKE
WITH ICE AND A SLICE
OF LEMON
TWO FOSTERS
LEAVE ONE IN THE PUMP FOR JOHN
SPICY RUM
SPICY
SPICY
SPICY
SPICY
CUM
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The "Untitled Band" Project London, UK
The “Untitled Band” Project debuted a slightly improvised live set under the name of "Clawjob" on the 22nd of April 2022,
having only formed 3 weeks prior. They have since played a gig each month, changing their name every time…
Self describing as "Shitpost-Punks" they blend grunge, hardcore, doom, shoegaze and post-punk, with lyrics that tread a fine line between low and high brow.
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